a. Break my laptop screen in half & pay $400 to get it replaced
b. Kick the TV screen & probably cut & fracture my ankle
c. Punch a biscuit tin & wake the family
d. Knee the table from bottom up & wake the family
e. Bawl at one corner & feel lousier afterwards
f. Hold it all in
F it is.
I have nothing nice to say to them, apart from a) so I ought to shut up.